d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

shvrkguts:

fuck boy

Oh my hey

posted 1 day ago with 10 notes via shvrkguts

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

This is so fucking stupid 😂

“How beautiful is it that someone could make your heart beat so fast when you don’t want it to beat at all.”

-Ocg (via heavyeyesignite)


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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

“You are everywhere around me and yet you are nowhere to be found.”

-I’ll never stop searching for you (via skiinnyylove)

posted 1 day ago with 9 notes via skiinnyylove
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