Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
This is so fucking stupid 😂
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL